summer exchange 2010

Author: ronsard
Recipient: technovanilla
Title: somnambulist
Summary: Unzip my body, take my heart out.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Sex, and the fact that this story doesn't even pretend to have a plot.
Word Count: 3,416
Author's Notes: There is so much fail in this I cannot comprehend it, but I swear I tried my best.

( somnambulist )

Author: leahnari
Recipient: ivory_and_horn
Title: Teammates
Rating: PG-13 for some cursing, some violence
Summary: When his newly-promoted cousin fills in for his teammate, Shisui tries to take him under his wing. With mixed results. Gen.
Warnings: Fluff as a result of the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Disclaimer: Naruto canon characters and the universe are the intellectual property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement intended. Hamaya, Kinuko, and Megumi are mine.
Author's Notes: When I received the prompts, I was immediately seized with ideas for the first and second. This is the first one. The second is hopefully forthcoming. Most of this was planned out over the course of July, then banged out between the hours of three and eight in the morning for most of August. I make no excuses >_>; But I had fun writing it, and hope you enjoy it as well. Beta'd by ronsard, to whom I am eternally grateful.

If you spot the quote, I'll give you a batarang :P

( Teammates )

Author: theirempires
Recipient: sparkleloli
Title: Swimming The Nautical Mile
Summary: Ships, pirates, and treasure, but not necessarily in that order.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Large lack of seriousness.
Word Count: 6782
Author's Notes: This is pretty loosely based on your second request. I might have let myself go at some point, and I don't really know what happened, but I hope you like it! Writing it was fun, and it helped me develop a lot of respect for authors. I also really want to thank ronsard for giving me a bazillion extensions and doing a last-minute beta. ♥ Anyways, enjoy!

( Swimming The Nautical Mile )

Author: yira_heerai
Recipient: hwister
Title: Steal and Ride
Summary: Itachi finds Shisui living an interesting life in exile. Shisui asks his help to rob a bank.
Rating: G to PG
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Mild swearing if that offends anyone
Word Count: 3,416
Author's Notes: I saw your first prompt and automatically fell in love with it and the visions that were dancing in my head. I can only hope it makes you happy as I was writing it. It provided a VERY MUCH NEEDED distraction in the wake of some terribleness.

( Steal and Ride )

Author: technovanilla
Recipient: pochibubblytea
Title: Everything in Its Right Place
Summary: Wherein Shisui and Itachi do a kill. Yakuza AU, unhappy endings, treachery, and excessive amounts of whiskey and cigarettes.
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): Alternate universe, character death, dubious consent.
Word Count: 2,241
Author's Notes: I’m terribly sorry about this. This is not a happy story. Reviews, good or bad, are greatly appreciated.

( Everything in Its Right Place )

Author: ivory_and_horn
Recipient: hiza_chan
Title: In Human Skin
Summary: D. Gray-man crossover. Eight years ago, the Uchiha clan was the lone surviving outpost of the Black Order in Millenium Earl-controlled Japan. Eight years ago, that changed.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. The Black Order, Innocence, akuma, and other related concepts from D. Gray-man contained herein are the property of Katsura Hosino. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): none
Word Count: 5700
Author's Notes: hiza_chan, I ended up going with the crossover option. I picked D. Gray-man out of the list of fandoms you had in your profile. I hope you like this!

( In Human Skin )

Author: kalliel
Recipient: octavius_x
Title: Infinities
Summary: "We spend every moment of our lives killing all of our other possible selves. If you see one of your possible selves in this man--which I suspect you must--all it means is now you've killed him twice."
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): None.
Word Count: ~2500
Author's Notes: Non-massacre AU. This takes a fairly broad interpretation of the prompt(s), for which I apologize, but I tried to hit all your requested kinks, so I hope that will excuse my deviations.

( Infinities )

Author: naki_
Recipient: ronsard
Title: Fairytale of New York
Summary: There isn't much that could be considered a fairy tale about Itachi and Shisui, but New York city helps them try.
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: All Naruto characters herein are the property of Kishimoto Masashi. No copyright infringement is intended.
Warning(s): None.
Word Count: 5,939
Author's Notes: It's your second choice Ronsard - I'm sorry, but the first one didn't work out for me, but hopefully this one has. I am not American so I apologise if some of my details are sketchy, but I did my research and walked around New York City on googlemaps. That counts, right? ;)

( Fairytale of New York )